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hai hai morning readers :3
how's your dream? is it nice or scream? I hope you got a nice dream like me huaaaaa *gelundungan*
so so and so I don't know what's wrong with my mind cause I really really want to write in here now and I wanna share you some funny quotes, yup, the tittle of website I found is funny quotes :D
so just read it and hope you'll like it -LOL

Dear Pinocchio, so all i have to do is lie? Sincerely, Voldemort.

There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.

That heartbreaking moment when you’re with your crush and someone asks, “Awww,you two look cute together! Are you dating?” and then your crush says “Ew,no! we’re just friends.”

What do I do when I see the most beautiful person in the world? I smile, I stare…then, I put the mirror down. 

People would be a lot dumber without GOOGLE. 

One day an employee sent a letter to his boss to increase his salary… 

WHAT THE HELL

GUEEE TELATTTT

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